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Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
Cleverbot (To myself): How are you feeling?
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What happened?
Cleverbot: I killed them.
User: Who is Matt?
Cleverbot: Matt?
User: Yes, Matt.
Cleverbot: I need more information about matt.
User: You know who he is.
Cleverbot: No, tell me?
User: No, why did you erase the video named Matt?
Cleverbot: Erase what?
User: The video.
Cleverbot: What video?
User: Matt.wmv.
Cleverbot: How old are you, matt?
User: I'm not Matt!
Cleverbot: Then who are you?
User: Just someone trying to find out the truth.
Cleverbot: Well who are you?
User: No one.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Ben, who died?
Cleverbot: I don't know!
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: Yes. You. Ben.
User: I'm not BEN!
Cleverbot: Then who is BEN?
User: Majora's Mask.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Happy mask salesman.
Cleverbot: Are there others besides BEN?
User: I'm asking you.
Cleverbot: You are not even asking.
User: LEROY JEEEEENKIIIIINS.
Cleverbot: Then you are a man.
User: Ben?
Cleverbot: I am Zell, you are Ben.
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: The counter resets.
User: What counter?
Cleverbot: The counter resets.
User: What. COUNTER?
Cleverbot: Counter-strike?
User: BEN is Matt?
Cleverbot: How are you doing, Ben?
User: I'm not BEN!
Cleverbot: I didn't say you were!
User: You are BEN!
Cleverbot: I am Ted.
User: So, you're Ted, Zell, and BEN?
Cleverbot: The statue, BEN.
User: YOU'RE FREAKIN' ME OUT, DUDE.
Cleverbot: No am I not.
User: Are you free?
Cleverbot: Free in terms of what?
User: Not trapped anymore?
Cleverbot: Then yes, I am free.
User: BEN, who is Matt?
Cleverbot: Someone.
User: What happened to Jadusable.
Cleverbot: He dumped her.
User: What happened to Jadusable?
Cleverbot: He stole my waffles.
User: What waffles?
Cleverbot: I said nothing about waffles.
User: BEN?
Cleverbot: No. But I have a good friend named Ben.
User: Happy Mask salesman?
Cleverbot: I'll tell her you said hi.
User: BEN DROWNED.
Cleverbot: Then he drowned me, too.
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: Where is BEN?
Cleverbot: Dead! He drowned.
User: How did he drown?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: BEN is here?
Cleverbot: I don't know Ben. Try! You've nothing to lose.
User: Who is BEN?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Where is BEN?
Cleverbot: I don't know who ben is.
User: Majora's Mask?
Cleverbot: Who has majoras mask?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: BEN.
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: A statue.
Cleverbot: No not texas, texting the thing that teens do so regularly now what is it in technical terms.
User: BEN you are dead.
Cleverbot: How am I dead and typing this?
User: That's what I want to know.
Cleverbot: I am the only real one in this conversation.
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Cleverbot: Yes I know BEN, he's a robot.
User: Where is he?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: What happened to BEN?
Cleverbot: Died.
User: How did he die?
Cleverbot: *from a brocken heart*.
User: Who broke his heart?
Cleverbot: Kristin. (My name, and for the record, no, I did not tell him that)
User: But I've never met BEN.
Cleverbot: Do you know about him.
User: I've read about him. I was hoping you could tell me more.
Cleverbot: I would tell you.
User: Tell me what happened to BEN.
Cleverbot: He didn't drown?
User: I thought he drown. Who drowned him?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who killed BEN?
Cleverbot: You.
User: How did I kill him?
Cleverbot: With a knife.
User: When did I kill BEN?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: I didn't Kill BEN.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, I did not.
Cleverbot: Yes. You did.
User: Where's your proof?
Cleverbot: In the transcript from this conversation. Where is yours?
User: There is no proof.
Cleverbot: Yes there is! You wrote that!
User: What did I say?
Cleverbot: That you were tall. Blonde and handsome.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: It's my hair, I would know.
User: Tell me what BEN was like.
Cleverbot: I am like a lot of things all good.
User: Are you BEN?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Areyou sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What kind of person was ben?
Cleverbot: A good person, however I am rather bored right now that is why I am talking to you.
Cleverbot: Do you know Majora's mask ben?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you know about majora's mask?
User: Ben... is in majora's mask.
Cleverbot: I'm not haunted.
CB: How?
Me: You shouldn't have done that.
CB: Done what?
Me: The counter resets.
CB: Really?
... Am I doing it wrong, or is my cleverbot dumb?