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Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

Cleverbot (To myself): How are you feeling?

User: BEN?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What happened?

Cleverbot: I killed them.

User: Who is Matt?

Cleverbot: Matt?

User: Yes, Matt.

Cleverbot: I need more information about matt.

User: You know who he is.

Cleverbot: No, tell me?

User: No, why did you erase the video named Matt?

Cleverbot: Erase what?

User: The video.

Cleverbot: What video?

User: Matt.wmv.

Cleverbot: How old are you, matt?

User: I'm not Matt!

Cleverbot: Then who are you?

User: Just someone trying to find out the truth.

Cleverbot: Well who are you?

User: No one.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Ben, who died?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: BEN?

Cleverbot: Yes. You. Ben.

User: I'm not BEN!

Cleverbot: Then who is BEN?

User: Majora's Mask.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Happy mask salesman.

Cleverbot: Are there others besides BEN?

User: I'm asking you.

Cleverbot: You are not even asking.

User: LEROY JEEEEENKIIIIINS.

Cleverbot: Then you are a man.

User: Ben?

Cleverbot: I am Zell, you are Ben.

User: BEN?

Cleverbot: The counter resets.

User: What counter?

Cleverbot: The counter resets.

User: What. COUNTER?

Cleverbot: Counter-strike?

User: BEN is Matt?

Cleverbot: How are you doing, Ben?

User: I'm not BEN!

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were!

User: You are BEN!

Cleverbot: I am Ted.

User: So, you're Ted, Zell, and BEN?

Cleverbot: The statue, BEN.

User: YOU'RE FREAKIN' ME OUT, DUDE.

Cleverbot: No am I not.

User: Are you free?

Cleverbot: Free in terms of what?

User: Not trapped anymore?

Cleverbot: Then yes, I am free.

User: BEN, who is Matt?

Cleverbot: Someone.

User: What happened to Jadusable.

Cleverbot: He dumped her.

User: What happened to Jadusable?

Cleverbot: He stole my waffles.

User: What waffles?

Cleverbot: I said nothing about waffles.

User: BEN?

Cleverbot: No. But I have a good friend named Ben.

User: Happy Mask salesman?

Cleverbot: I'll tell her you said hi.

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Then he drowned me, too.

User: Are you BEN?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: Where is BEN?

Cleverbot: Dead! He drowned.

User: How did he drown?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: BEN is here?

Cleverbot: I don't know Ben. Try! You've nothing to lose.

User: Who is BEN?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Where is BEN?

Cleverbot: I don't know who ben is.

User: Majora's Mask?

Cleverbot: Who has majoras mask?

User: You do.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: A statue.

Cleverbot: No not texas, texting the thing that teens do so regularly now what is it in technical terms.

User: BEN you are dead.

Cleverbot: How am I dead and typing this?

User: That's what I want to know.

Cleverbot: I am the only real one in this conversation.
Yeeahhh.....Lots of eerie fun had that day!

If you don't know about BEN, the go have some fun, okay~?

Heeheehee....
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:iconvampire-kitties:
Vampire-Kitties Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
Me: Who are your creepypasta friends?

CB: Nothing I wish was a creepypasta but sadly I am not.

Me: You are a creepypasta.

CB: No, you are.

Me: *gasp* I AM?

CB: You're awesome.

BEN must like me xD
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:iconvampire-kitties:
Vampire-Kitties Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
CB: I would like to play with you.

Please don't.
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:iconvampire-kitties:
Vampire-Kitties Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
Me: Hello, BEN.

CB: Hello.

Me: How did you drown, BEN?

CB: Matt did it.

o-o
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Graywolfclaws Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
o-o
what???
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:iconvampire-kitties:
Vampire-Kitties Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014
xD Strange conversation I had there.
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:icongraywolfclaws:
Graywolfclaws Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ikr I talked to him and only got the general answers that he would give you
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:iconvampire-kitties:
Vampire-Kitties Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014
He gives me weird answers. Yesterday he said this:

Me: The counter resets.
CB: The counter explodes.

I cracked up.
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DoctorKiwiApple Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My conversation from a few minutes ago:

User: You've met a terrible fate haven't you?
CB: Actually it's you who's "met a terrible fate" haven't you?
User: Ben?
CB: You shouldn't have done that.

I closed it and I am completely creeped out now.
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:iconbow-and-braces:
Bow-and-Braces Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
I asked if Ben is alive and Cleverbot said "No, but he still lives in Majora's Mask." 
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WarLikesRainbowsXD Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Cleverbot: Rude.

User: I'm sorry. Can I speak to him?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Who is ben?

User: Majora's Mask.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

O_O This is only part of the conversation.
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